Hog on the Run
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
The Pwoer of Loev
"Do You have enough pwoer to provide your patrner high
quality SE-X on St. Valentine day?
Get a MON-STER pwoer, nothing can bring your ererction down!
Show your partner the PWOER of your LOEV and she will always remember You.
Loev will ALWAYS be associated with YOU!
Your order will be PRIVATE, nobody will know what You use.
Follow the link and get SSPECIAL DISSCOOUNT for that period."
Reading this email left me with several questions:
1. How did they know I was concerned about my ererction?
2. What's a DISSCOOUNT? SSPECIAL or otherwise?
3. Should I trust this complete stranger with my body?
The answers are:
1. The internuck knows all and sees all.
2. A small type of duck known for it's ability to fly remarkable distances.
3. Of course! I'd be a fool not to, considering the special duck and all.
If you'll excuse me, my order has just arrived from Gunter Schlong Enterprises.com. I'm just off to show Sidekick the PWOER of my LOEV, so that loev is ALWAYS associated with me.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 12:15 pm
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
The Pwoer of Loev
"Do You have enough pwoer to provide your patrner high
quality SE-X on St. Valentine day?
Get a MON-STER pwoer, nothing can bring your ererction down!
Show your partner the PWOER of your LOEV and she will always remember You.
Loev will ALWAYS be associated with YOU!
Your order will be PRIVATE, nobody will know what You use.
Follow the link and get SSPECIAL DISSCOOUNT for that period."
Reading this email left me with several questions:
1. How did they know I was concerned about my ererction?
2. What's a DISSCOOUNT? SSPECIAL or otherwise?
3. Should I trust this complete stranger with my body?
The answers are:
1. The internuck knows all and sees all.
2. A small type of duck known for it's ability to fly remarkable distances.
3. Of course! I'd be a fool not to, considering the special duck and all.
If you'll excuse me, my order has just arrived from Gunter Schlong Enterprises.com. I'm just off to show Sidekick the PWOER of my LOEV, so that loev is ALWAYS associated with me.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 12:15 pm
