Hog on the Run
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
The Mandatory Political Post
Election 2005!
I've held off on this one as I didn't want to go into too much detail and therefore bore anyone. This is a complete lie, actually I just didn't want to bore myself, but the bible told me I had to do it.
In case any Britishers out there hadn' t noticed, tomorrow is your opportunity to go forth and vote like a good 'un. Here's a short run down to help you make up your mind:
1. Labour
Primary face: Tony Blair
Characteristics: Dodgy, could be fond of untruth. Still having trouble with unnatural looking body language, despite years of public practice. Increasingly pissed off with Paxman. Don't mention the war. More toothy than he used to be.
2. Conservative
Primary face: Michael Howard
Oh no, hang on, Michael Howard
Characteristics: Dodgy, may be a bloodsucker. Stiff, and with a really peculiar accent. Wants to either lock people up or prevent them from getting in, depending on who they are, and probably also on his mood. Why not help the Conservatives with their campaign here?
3. Liberal Democrats
Primary face: Charles Kennedy
Characteristics: Dodgy, looks like if you poked him, the mark would stay for hours. May be made of plasticine. Like all liberals, has difficulty with decisions. New dad, so watch for signs of swinging to the right (politically speaking). Possibly booze fuelled.
That's it really. There are other parties but voting for them is basically pointless. Anyone want to make a choice for me?
Never mind, it heralds the return of Peter Snow and his swingometer! Woooo.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 7:03 pm
4 Comments:
You know, according our popular media over here in the US there are only two people in the UK - Tony Blair and Jude Law, and the latter leaves all the time. No wonder Blair won.
It sure is quiet around here, just me and Tony.
Jude was never gonna win, I mean, his politics are just wack.
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Wednesday, May 04, 2005
The Mandatory Political Post
Election 2005!
I've held off on this one as I didn't want to go into too much detail and therefore bore anyone. This is a complete lie, actually I just didn't want to bore myself, but the bible told me I had to do it.
In case any Britishers out there hadn' t noticed, tomorrow is your opportunity to go forth and vote like a good 'un. Here's a short run down to help you make up your mind:
1. Labour
Primary face: Tony Blair
Characteristics: Dodgy, could be fond of untruth. Still having trouble with unnatural looking body language, despite years of public practice. Increasingly pissed off with Paxman. Don't mention the war. More toothy than he used to be.
2. Conservative
Primary face: Michael Howard
Oh no, hang on, Michael Howard
Characteristics: Dodgy, may be a bloodsucker. Stiff, and with a really peculiar accent. Wants to either lock people up or prevent them from getting in, depending on who they are, and probably also on his mood. Why not help the Conservatives with their campaign here?
3. Liberal Democrats
Primary face: Charles Kennedy
Characteristics: Dodgy, looks like if you poked him, the mark would stay for hours. May be made of plasticine. Like all liberals, has difficulty with decisions. New dad, so watch for signs of swinging to the right (politically speaking). Possibly booze fuelled.
That's it really. There are other parties but voting for them is basically pointless. Anyone want to make a choice for me?
Never mind, it heralds the return of Peter Snow and his swingometer! Woooo.
I've held off on this one as I didn't want to go into too much detail and therefore bore anyone. This is a complete lie, actually I just didn't want to bore myself, but the bible told me I had to do it.
In case any Britishers out there hadn' t noticed, tomorrow is your opportunity to go forth and vote like a good 'un. Here's a short run down to help you make up your mind:
1. Labour
Primary face: Tony Blair
Characteristics: Dodgy, could be fond of untruth. Still having trouble with unnatural looking body language, despite years of public practice. Increasingly pissed off with Paxman. Don't mention the war. More toothy than he used to be.
2. Conservative
Primary face: Michael Howard
Oh no, hang on, Michael Howard
Characteristics: Dodgy, may be a bloodsucker. Stiff, and with a really peculiar accent. Wants to either lock people up or prevent them from getting in, depending on who they are, and probably also on his mood. Why not help the Conservatives with their campaign here?
3. Liberal Democrats
Primary face: Charles Kennedy
Characteristics: Dodgy, looks like if you poked him, the mark would stay for hours. May be made of plasticine. Like all liberals, has difficulty with decisions. New dad, so watch for signs of swinging to the right (politically speaking). Possibly booze fuelled.
That's it really. There are other parties but voting for them is basically pointless. Anyone want to make a choice for me?
Never mind, it heralds the return of Peter Snow and his swingometer! Woooo.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 7:03 pm
4 Comments:
You know, according our popular media over here in the US there are only two people in the UK - Tony Blair and Jude Law, and the latter leaves all the time. No wonder Blair won.
It sure is quiet around here, just me and Tony.
Jude was never gonna win, I mean, his politics are just wack.
Jude was never gonna win, I mean, his politics are just wack.
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