Hog on the Run

Saturday, April 09, 2005

How to...

Go snowboarding in Scotland. Follow these simple steps for sporting adventure.
  1. Notice snow falling at a time when you can actually use it, ie during your week off.
  2. Decide to have one last hurrah before snow is off the menu until December.
  3. Check status of The Lecht
  4. Make plans to leave early, carefully pulling out all the necessary kit from it's hibernation space in the cupboard. Don't forget your hat, gloves, snowboard, etc.
  5. Rise at the ass crack of dawn, or in my case, force someone else to rise by the time honoured method of pulling the duvet off them.
  6. Discover that the road to the Lecht is closed. Due to snow, naturally.
  7. Go back to sleep.
And reeeelaaaax. You have just experienced the best that Scotland has to offer for winter sports!*

*in April, mind.

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