Hog on the Run
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Updates
I am attempting to right the wrong that is my hair. Currently, I am sitting here with my head oozing "non-drip gel colourant", patiently removing said non-drips from my forehead before they turn my skin blue. I feel like Adrian Mole painting his bedroom black - "bloody purple still showing through!". Doubtless the backs of my ears are now a cracking shade of Celtic Woad. Why do I bother? Vanity, thy name is Okapi.
Also, I had to answer the door this morning to one of Sidekick's mates, who wanted to borrow the mothership. And me having barely moved from my pit.
- Hair like straw, flying in all directions as if caught in its own personal tornado? Check.
- Unshaven hairy legs protruding from the bottom of shapeless dressing gown? Check.
- Face that needs a good ironing? Check.
- Too much coffee style morning jitters? Check.
- Inability to understand much of what he said on account of not being conscious? Check.
Wow. I bet he was impressed.
Bugger. Update on the update.
He just came back to return the keys. He's seen all my best sides this morning. Fuckity fuck. At least I had pyjamas to cover the rainforest that is my Winter legs. On the other hand: Hey: What? What?!? WHAT!?!?!
P.S. Blogger spellcheck wants me to replace "Fuckity fuck" with "Bucket Fuji". Nice one, but no cigar.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 9:50 am
6 Comments:
I am glad I am not the only one. You remind me of me.....
Once i dyed my hair a shade of "brunette" that ended up being purple. The next day I had to go to a book club meeting, that, unbeknownst to me, was at the Icelandic Ambassador's house, hosted by the Ambassador's wife. I showed up with purple hair, tattered black sweater, black long peasant skirt, flip flop sandals and my favorite bright blue toe nail polish. To the ambassador's house. Where she served a formal tea on 200 year old china, in the dining room with the Aubusson carpet and art on loan from the Icelandic national Gallery. And there I was, looking like a Goth Peasant Servant. Very embarrassing.
Well, bucket fuji - somebody took my advice for once. Now your life will be one pleasant interlude after another. :)
Good luck with that.
With my new terrifyingly black (it said brown on the packet, godammit) I too now look like Marilyn Manson's serving wench. I'm having no luck, but I'm looking forward to the pleasant interludes. When would they start, exactly?
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Greetings Blogger,
Do you want to Prevent Skin cancer? I have been looking
around at blogs related to this post and I found your site.
Nationally, there are more new cases of Skin Cancer each year than the combined incidence of breast, prostate, lung and colon cancers. Putting proven cancer protection and early detection techniques into action could eliminate at least 100,000 cancer cases and 60,000 cancer deaths in the U.S. each year. I have a site that I thought would help. So I wanted to leave you a quick message while I was here.
Take a look at this site you will be glad
you had did! The site deals with purchase dermafend,Dermafend,and Prevent Skin cancerrelated information.
Blogger, I have some great stuff on my site that may be of assistance to you or some one you know.
Regards!
Donald
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Updates
I am attempting to right the wrong that is my hair. Currently, I am sitting here with my head oozing "non-drip gel colourant", patiently removing said non-drips from my forehead before they turn my skin blue. I feel like Adrian Mole painting his bedroom black - "bloody purple still showing through!". Doubtless the backs of my ears are now a cracking shade of Celtic Woad. Why do I bother? Vanity, thy name is Okapi.
Also, I had to answer the door this morning to one of Sidekick's mates, who wanted to borrow the mothership. And me having barely moved from my pit.
Bugger. Update on the update.
He just came back to return the keys. He's seen all my best sides this morning. Fuckity fuck. At least I had pyjamas to cover the rainforest that is my Winter legs. On the other hand: Hey: What? What?!? WHAT!?!?!
P.S. Blogger spellcheck wants me to replace "Fuckity fuck" with "Bucket Fuji". Nice one, but no cigar.
Also, I had to answer the door this morning to one of Sidekick's mates, who wanted to borrow the mothership. And me having barely moved from my pit.
- Hair like straw, flying in all directions as if caught in its own personal tornado? Check.
- Unshaven hairy legs protruding from the bottom of shapeless dressing gown? Check.
- Face that needs a good ironing? Check.
- Too much coffee style morning jitters? Check.
- Inability to understand much of what he said on account of not being conscious? Check.
Bugger. Update on the update.
He just came back to return the keys. He's seen all my best sides this morning. Fuckity fuck. At least I had pyjamas to cover the rainforest that is my Winter legs. On the other hand: Hey: What? What?!? WHAT!?!?!
P.S. Blogger spellcheck wants me to replace "Fuckity fuck" with "Bucket Fuji". Nice one, but no cigar.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 9:50 am
6 Comments:
I am glad I am not the only one. You remind me of me.....
Once i dyed my hair a shade of "brunette" that ended up being purple. The next day I had to go to a book club meeting, that, unbeknownst to me, was at the Icelandic Ambassador's house, hosted by the Ambassador's wife. I showed up with purple hair, tattered black sweater, black long peasant skirt, flip flop sandals and my favorite bright blue toe nail polish. To the ambassador's house. Where she served a formal tea on 200 year old china, in the dining room with the Aubusson carpet and art on loan from the Icelandic national Gallery. And there I was, looking like a Goth Peasant Servant. Very embarrassing.
Once i dyed my hair a shade of "brunette" that ended up being purple. The next day I had to go to a book club meeting, that, unbeknownst to me, was at the Icelandic Ambassador's house, hosted by the Ambassador's wife. I showed up with purple hair, tattered black sweater, black long peasant skirt, flip flop sandals and my favorite bright blue toe nail polish. To the ambassador's house. Where she served a formal tea on 200 year old china, in the dining room with the Aubusson carpet and art on loan from the Icelandic national Gallery. And there I was, looking like a Goth Peasant Servant. Very embarrassing.
Well, bucket fuji - somebody took my advice for once. Now your life will be one pleasant interlude after another. :)
Good luck with that.
With my new terrifyingly black (it said brown on the packet, godammit) I too now look like Marilyn Manson's serving wench. I'm having no luck, but I'm looking forward to the pleasant interludes. When would they start, exactly?
Hello Blogger,
Do you want to Prevent Skin cancer? I have been looking
around at blogs related to this post and I found your site.
Nationally, there are more new cases of Skin Cancer each year than the combined incidence of breast, prostate, lung and colon cancers. Putting proven cancer protection and early detection techniques into action could eliminate at least 100,000 cancer cases and 60,000 cancer deaths in the U.S. each year. I have a site that I thought would help. So I wanted to leave you a quick message while I was here.
Take a look at my site you will be glad
you had did! The site deals with DermaFend Distributor,Dermafend,and Prevent Skin cancerrelated information.
Blogger, I have some great stuff on my site that may be of assistance to you or some one you know.
Thanks!
Don
Do you want to Prevent Skin cancer? I have been looking
around at blogs related to this post and I found your site.
Nationally, there are more new cases of Skin Cancer each year than the combined incidence of breast, prostate, lung and colon cancers. Putting proven cancer protection and early detection techniques into action could eliminate at least 100,000 cancer cases and 60,000 cancer deaths in the U.S. each year. I have a site that I thought would help. So I wanted to leave you a quick message while I was here.
Take a look at my site you will be glad
you had did! The site deals with DermaFend Distributor,Dermafend,and Prevent Skin cancerrelated information.
Blogger, I have some great stuff on my site that may be of assistance to you or some one you know.
Thanks!
Don
Greetings Blogger,
Do you want to Prevent Skin cancer? I have been looking
around at blogs related to this post and I found your site.
Nationally, there are more new cases of Skin Cancer each year than the combined incidence of breast, prostate, lung and colon cancers. Putting proven cancer protection and early detection techniques into action could eliminate at least 100,000 cancer cases and 60,000 cancer deaths in the U.S. each year. I have a site that I thought would help. So I wanted to leave you a quick message while I was here.
Take a look at this site you will be glad
you had did! The site deals with purchase dermafend,Dermafend,and Prevent Skin cancerrelated information.
Blogger, I have some great stuff on my site that may be of assistance to you or some one you know.
Regards!
Donald
Do you want to Prevent Skin cancer? I have been looking
around at blogs related to this post and I found your site.
Nationally, there are more new cases of Skin Cancer each year than the combined incidence of breast, prostate, lung and colon cancers. Putting proven cancer protection and early detection techniques into action could eliminate at least 100,000 cancer cases and 60,000 cancer deaths in the U.S. each year. I have a site that I thought would help. So I wanted to leave you a quick message while I was here.
Take a look at this site you will be glad
you had did! The site deals with purchase dermafend,Dermafend,and Prevent Skin cancerrelated information.
Blogger, I have some great stuff on my site that may be of assistance to you or some one you know.
Regards!
Donald
