Hog on the Run
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Mouchie Speaks On Social Matters
Boots the Feral
While I understand the need to help those cats that haven't got monkeys waiting on their every whim, I was disgusted to see how these moggies were forced to give up their lusty-bits. I know my night yowling days are long since gone, but the monkeys are sick! They are obsessed: note how the whole "neutered" angle is pushed again and again, ugh, neutered, what a filthy term.
"Boots the feral is provided with everything a cat could hope for -
food, water, love, and shelter. And as you might expect, he has also
been neutered. There isn't a day that goes by when he is not grateful
for all he has. "
That's right. Boots also adds, " Yes, I was overjoyed the day they
trapped me, chopped me baws off, then offered me a light snack as
recompense. Kitty Treats more than repay me for the loss of my
Tom-hood. Thanks, guys. Really."
The real truth about us
Don't get me wrong. It's just hard to maintain the pretense when I know exactly how superior I am to you. Yes, you.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 2:40 pm
1 Comments:
Would dinner include lumps of cat food so large that I nearly choke on them as I snarf them down? If so, consider it a done deal, although I can't understand your complaints about your garments. The smaller monkey at home just loves it when I render her clothing unwearable with matted fur and claw snarls. This is shown by the way she "communicates" with loud and angry words.
Regards, Le Mouche.
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Mouchie Speaks On Social Matters
Boots the Feral
While I understand the need to help those cats that haven't got monkeys waiting on their every whim, I was disgusted to see how these moggies were forced to give up their lusty-bits. I know my night yowling days are long since gone, but the monkeys are sick! They are obsessed: note how the whole "neutered" angle is pushed again and again, ugh, neutered, what a filthy term.
"Boots the feral is provided with everything a cat could hope for -
food, water, love, and shelter. And as you might expect, he has also
been neutered. There isn't a day that goes by when he is not grateful
for all he has. "
That's right. Boots also adds, " Yes, I was overjoyed the day they
trapped me, chopped me baws off, then offered me a light snack as
recompense. Kitty Treats more than repay me for the loss of my
Tom-hood. Thanks, guys. Really."
The real truth about us
Don't get me wrong. It's just hard to maintain the pretense when I know exactly how superior I am to you. Yes, you.
While I understand the need to help those cats that haven't got monkeys waiting on their every whim, I was disgusted to see how these moggies were forced to give up their lusty-bits. I know my night yowling days are long since gone, but the monkeys are sick! They are obsessed: note how the whole "neutered" angle is pushed again and again, ugh, neutered, what a filthy term.
"Boots the feral is provided with everything a cat could hope for -
food, water, love, and shelter. And as you might expect, he has also
been neutered. There isn't a day that goes by when he is not grateful
for all he has. "
That's right. Boots also adds, " Yes, I was overjoyed the day they
trapped me, chopped me baws off, then offered me a light snack as
recompense. Kitty Treats more than repay me for the loss of my
Tom-hood. Thanks, guys. Really."
The real truth about us
Don't get me wrong. It's just hard to maintain the pretense when I know exactly how superior I am to you. Yes, you.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 2:40 pm
1 Comments:
Would dinner include lumps of cat food so large that I nearly choke on them as I snarf them down? If so, consider it a done deal, although I can't understand your complaints about your garments. The smaller monkey at home just loves it when I render her clothing unwearable with matted fur and claw snarls. This is shown by the way she "communicates" with loud and angry words.
Regards, Le Mouche.
Regards, Le Mouche.
