Hog on the Run

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Ha! I despise you.

My monkeys don't think I can do much except eat, sleep, barf and produce turds but they are wrong, so wrong.

Just the other day I left a two foot long streak of crap on the carpet while carrying out a booty rub. Damn, it was itchy. The best thing is there's only one piece of carpet in the whole house, but I managed to paste it freely with my poop within 20 seconds flat.

The bigger monkey remarked, " She can get a fair speed up, can't she?". Too right. A cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do.


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