Hog on the Run
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Ha! I despise you.
My monkeys don't think I can do much except eat, sleep, barf and produce turds but they are wrong, so wrong.
Just the other day I left a two foot long streak of crap on the carpet while carrying out a booty rub. Damn, it was itchy. The best thing is there's only one piece of carpet in the whole house, but I managed to paste it freely with my poop within 20 seconds flat.
The bigger monkey remarked, " She can get a fair speed up, can't she?". Too right. A cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 9:20 pm
0 Comments:
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Ha! I despise you.
My monkeys don't think I can do much except eat, sleep, barf and produce turds but they are wrong, so wrong.
Just the other day I left a two foot long streak of crap on the carpet while carrying out a booty rub. Damn, it was itchy. The best thing is there's only one piece of carpet in the whole house, but I managed to paste it freely with my poop within 20 seconds flat.
The bigger monkey remarked, " She can get a fair speed up, can't she?". Too right. A cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do.
Just the other day I left a two foot long streak of crap on the carpet while carrying out a booty rub. Damn, it was itchy. The best thing is there's only one piece of carpet in the whole house, but I managed to paste it freely with my poop within 20 seconds flat.
The bigger monkey remarked, " She can get a fair speed up, can't she?". Too right. A cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do.
:: gibbered Okapi, at 9:20 pm